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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Gladiator Combat
« on: October 08, 2014, 09:27:54 PM »
I would totally challenge Martok to a Klingon Right of Honor Challenge here:

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.



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Re: Gladiator Combat
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 08:45:16 AM »
I figured this might be more your speed, Star   ::)





And holy crap.....is Kirk wearing a fake chest??? Look at the lines.
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Re: Gladiator Combat
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 11:29:10 AM »
^  Yeah, I noticed right away there was something...off about Kirk's torso.  Seriously wtf.  ??? 




I would totally challenge Martok to a Klingon Right of Honor Challenge here:



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Re: Gladiator Combat
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 04:46:15 PM »
^  Yeah, I noticed right away there was something...off about Kirk's torso.  Seriously wtf.  ??? 

IIRC, there was some kind of 'studio decency groupthink' in the mid 60's that required TV actors who appeared shirtless to have their chest hair shaved off. Shatner complied with the studio request but Leonard Nemoy would not. As a result there is at least one episode of TOS (Patterns of Force, maybe?) where both of them appear shirtless- one of them hairy and one smooth.
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