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Offline besilarius

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #870 on: September 13, 2019, 02:59:07 PM »
Thomas, the tank engine, has sure evolved.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #871 on: September 13, 2019, 04:57:38 PM »
Where're Kurt Russell and his flamethrower when you really need 'em?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #872 on: September 23, 2019, 06:45:14 PM »
A garden spider built a web suspended over the width of my driveway - about 10 feet across.  The web is over 6 feet high.  I can walk under it without ducking.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #873 on: September 23, 2019, 09:15:54 PM »
I commend your courage, airboy.  There is absolutely no way I could ever walk under that thing.  :buck2: 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #874 on: September 26, 2019, 10:41:23 AM »
I commend your courage, airboy.  There is absolutely no way I could ever walk under that thing.  :buck2:

As long as you can see it you're good Martok.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #875 on: September 26, 2019, 12:38:48 PM »
I would cut down all the trees along my driveway first. 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #876 on: September 27, 2019, 02:05:37 PM »
zefrank cracks me up every time.  I still imagine Morgan Freeman narrating his videos.  ;D 





"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #877 on: September 29, 2019, 11:03:53 AM »
The Ogre Spider looks into your nightmares.




And screams.








At you.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #878 on: October 29, 2019, 07:23:35 AM »
Breaking! -- cute girl reviews spiders on Amazon.  :coolsmiley:

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #879 on: October 30, 2019, 12:24:38 AM »
That's definitely the most random/disturbing thing I've come across the last week.  Thanks(?), Jason.  :P 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #880 on: November 01, 2019, 11:30:41 PM »
surprise scale that it was JP..... 0
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