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Offline besilarius

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #855 on: October 30, 2018, 05:22:47 AM »
The Air Jordans sure didn't help.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #856 on: November 02, 2018, 11:00:06 PM »
Forget about the moat Martok because they can swim! :o
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #857 on: November 03, 2018, 08:58:02 AM »
^Gotta light that moat on fire then, bro!   O0
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #858 on: November 07, 2018, 06:28:54 AM »
But then what will happen to Spider-puppy??

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #859 on: November 28, 2018, 09:58:25 AM »
I shared this horror yesterday over at the alternate forum...




My prevailing theory is that I binged most of "The Key of Awesome" over the past couple of weeks, and now Youtube thinks I want to see non-satirical examples of the same thing.  :buck2:

But when I saw the thumbnail, I instantly thought of the Martok spiderthread(s), so...!  >:D
FIRE IN THE GROGS TOO -- a four-player full team mp of GMT's Vietnam War boardgame Fire in the Lake, recreated in TTS.

The GROGPUBLIC OF ROME ongoing forum game thread

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #860 on: January 01, 2019, 09:55:23 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #861 on: January 01, 2019, 05:22:17 PM »
Part of me wants to make fun of guys who use a fork lift to look under their cabin.  Given what's under there, that's preferable to a 10 foot pole. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #862 on: January 25, 2019, 05:02:24 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #863 on: February 11, 2019, 11:48:46 AM »
La di da di da, nothing to panic about here...



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FIRE IN THE GROGS TOO -- a four-player full team mp of GMT's Vietnam War boardgame Fire in the Lake, recreated in TTS.

The GROGPUBLIC OF ROME ongoing forum game thread

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.