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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #885 on: December 21, 2019, 12:50:42 AM »
Just this morning, I saw another spider on the floor that turned out to be a piece of lint.  :-[ 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #887 on: December 23, 2019, 11:19:47 PM »
There's a mental image I can do without.  :buck2: 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #888 on: January 03, 2020, 09:34:23 AM »
Martok found a Spider at his house!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #889 on: January 03, 2020, 07:46:49 PM »
The spider got the snakes.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #891 on: January 16, 2020, 03:04:29 AM »
Martok found a Spider at his house!

Fake.  My house would be nuked from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).  >:D 




https://www.foxnews.com/science/giant-spider-hauls-away-goldfish

Instead of using his flamethrower, he pulled out his camera??  There is something very wrong with that man. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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