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Offline BanzaiCat

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2014, 05:59:34 AM »

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2014, 09:49:32 AM »
Yep, Antarctica sounds pretty good right about now. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #62 on: February 05, 2014, 10:23:04 AM »
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2014, 10:39:29 AM »
One maximized Fireball spell will take care of 'em. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2014, 04:23:47 PM »
C'mon, Martok...you know you want to go find a copy of Eight Legged Freaks...



Note: not in Australia.  8)

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2014, 01:27:36 PM »
Believe it or not, I actually did go see that movie when it was still in theaters.  (I'm not sure why -- a "fear fetish", maybe?)  I watched it with three friends, one a fellow arachnophobe like myself (although she was female). 

The other guy friend who was with made the questionable decision to sit in between her and I.  By the time the movie was over, he had claw marks on his right arm (from where our female friend had gripped it throughout most of the film), and multiple bruises on his left arm (because I kept flinching during various scenes, which caused me to accidentally elbow him a lot).  ::)  Good times! 

In contrast, the other female friend sat on my left side...and wisely leaned away from me, so as not to be the victim of repeated vicious elbowing action.  :P 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2014, 04:14:06 PM »
Darwin's Bark Spider of Madagascar.  Weaves the largest orb webs known.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin%27s_bark_spider
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2014, 04:18:10 PM »
That's pretty amazing.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2014, 06:16:42 PM »
That's just wrong.

I hope you at least dispatched a cardioinversion team to Martok's place.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2014, 04:35:25 PM »
That's an extreme closeup of an Orb Weaver.  Beautiful spider, but not much more than a couple of inches in diameter.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2014, 12:08:54 PM »
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #74 on: February 17, 2014, 10:09:37 PM »
C'mon, Martok...you know you want to go find a copy of Eight Legged Freaks...



Note: not in Australia.  8)

Huh, the fangs are spaced just right for his eye sockets. How will it pull off the marshmellows after?
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