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Offline MetalDog

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2014, 04:04:58 PM »
STOP!  STOP NOW YOU DAMNABLE CAT!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2014, 04:30:01 PM »
Ouch. Does the PUNishment fit the crime?

Heh-heh-heh... :D

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2014, 04:32:36 PM »
It'll be pundemonium
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2014, 04:42:10 PM »
Better call the Punisher. Ol' Frank will have those punnin' wankers punted in no time.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2014, 04:44:01 PM »
punnative action will be taken.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2014, 04:50:35 PM »
your really trying to impunge him aint ya.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2014, 04:52:19 PM »
your really trying to impunge him aint ya.

I've no intention of going anywhere near his punge.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2014, 04:55:02 PM »
maybe he needs some accuPUNcture.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2014, 04:56:17 PM »
maybe he needs some accuPUNcture.

You're just trying to needle him now - I'm sure he'll get the point.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2014, 10:32:19 PM »
You can all go suck an egg.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2014, 10:45:57 PM »
dude, you should know by now not to tell us what not to do.

worse, your response wasnt even PUNctual.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2014, 04:46:05 AM »
He's clearly intimidated by the eggscellence of the humor we're laying on him
If he keeps pecking away at his keyboard like this, we'll just tell him to cluck off
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2014, 04:47:33 AM »
That could put him in a fowl mood.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2014, 05:48:34 AM »
Stop ruffling his feathers, guys. He might get mad if he takes a beak into this forum again. We should CAWWWmit to a more friendly environment.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2014, 07:00:24 AM »
He may tell us to flock off, or maybe get real broody.
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