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Sir Slash

#135
January 21, 2017, 04:27:08 PM
Sheer Genius.  :notworthy:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#136
March 22, 2017, 12:19:15 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#138
March 23, 2017, 07:14:32 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#139
March 23, 2017, 11:09:41 AM
This should FINALLY get my Space Program off the ground.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#140
March 23, 2017, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2017, 11:09:41 AM
This should FINALLY get my Space Program off the ground.

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#141
March 23, 2017, 11:54:54 AM
Quote from: bbmike on March 23, 2017, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2017, 11:09:41 AM
This should FINALLY get my Space Program off the ground.



Ha! I loved that show!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#142
March 23, 2017, 12:04:29 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#143
March 23, 2017, 12:58:27 PM
^Even the Vulture is a better looking ship than Firefly's Serenity.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#144
March 23, 2017, 01:20:05 PM
you hush now.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#145
March 23, 2017, 01:35:44 PM
Quote from: bbmike on March 23, 2017, 12:58:27 PM
^Even the Vulture is a better looking ship than Firefly's Serenity.

Shock horror - <covers ears and hides under table>
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#146
March 23, 2017, 01:37:46 PM
For that crack, I say we strap him to that rocket and launch him.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#147
March 23, 2017, 01:39:50 PM
I am more inclined to pitchforks and torches
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#148
March 23, 2017, 01:41:43 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 23, 2017, 01:39:50 PM
I am more inclined to pitchforks and torches

Let's leave your particular fetishes out of this.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#149
March 23, 2017, 01:44:21 PM
But they're useful ones- more utility than ball gags
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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