Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

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Martok

I think someone posted a story about that here a few months ago as well.  Definitely a cause for some concern. 

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GDS_Starfury

so this is how the zombie outbreak starts....
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skeptical.platypus

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 09, 2014, 07:57:24 AM
so this is how the zombie outbreak starts....

Whaaaat?!? Darryl had to lose his brother because a bunch of piglets started shitting themselves to death? This is The. Worst. Spoiler. Ever.
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Martok

^  I'm calling bullshit on that one.  If that were actually true, she'd have at least a little more meat on her bones.  ;) 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

skeptical.platypus

Quote from: Martok on April 11, 2014, 10:31:27 AM
^  I'm calling bullshit on that one.  If that were actually true, she'd have at least a little more meat on her bones.  ;)

Agreed.

Also, we've just met, and she wants to flash us? I think she loves boobs, and like a stunningly attractive blobfish, has merely dangled bacon as a lure for her web of boobage. 
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Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

skeptical.platypus

It's like a savory enigma wrapped in a tasty riddle surrounded by a slightly undersized bowl. 
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GDS_Starfury

for I came down the mountain and delivered unto thee the Chicken Bomb!



5 boneless, skinless, chicken breasts
5 jalapeño peppers
20 strips of bacon
4 oz cream cheese, softened
1 cup grated colby jack or cheddar cheese
salt and pepper to taste
1 cup BBQ sauce (I like Sweet Baby Ray's)

1.) Slice chicken breasts in half WIDTH wise (Each half will make 1 Chicken Bomb). Place between two pieces of wax paper and pound to 1/4 inch thickness. *A rolling pin also does the trick. Season each with salt a pepper.
2.) Slice jalapeños in half LENGTH wise and remove seeds, ribs, and the end with the stem.
3.) In a small bowl, mix your softened cream cheese with your grated colby jack.
4.) Fill each jalapeño half with about 1 Tbs cheese mixture. (Sometimes I use more)
5.) Place 1 jalapeño half at the end of each pounded breast piece. Roll over and together. *It doesn't always close the way you think it should. No worries! The bacon will pull it all together.
6.) Wrap each breast piece with 2 slices of bacon. I do 1 at a time (obviously), and just sort of wrap tightly and tuck the ends of the bacon under the strips. It all comes together in the cooking process. I promise you do not need toothpicks!
7.) Preheat your grill to 350 degrees. Cook over indirect heat for 20-25 minutes; turning every 4-5 minutes. Baste chicken with BBQ sauce each time you turn it. Giving it one final basting right before it's done. Chicken is ready when it reaches an internal temp of 165 degrees. If you don't have a meat thermometer, pierce chicken with a fork. If juices run clear, it's done! *Makes 10 Chicken Bombs

To Bake: Bake, uncovered, at 375 degrees for 30 minutes. Basting with BBQ sauce a few times during cooking. Baste once again when finished, and place under broil setting for a few minutes so bacon can crisp completely.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


skeptical.platypus

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 23, 2014, 05:53:47 PM
for I came down the mountain and delivered unto thee the Chicken Bomb!




I bet Leslie is bacon hot.
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I gotta figure out how to make those without the jalapenos
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Substitute sections of dried tomato? Eggplant slices? Pieces of ham or Proscuitto?
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