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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2014, 05:20:36 PM »
Blue Jackets are up 2-0 less than 4 more min into the 1st! Hahahaha!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2014, 07:15:16 PM »
Go Habs Go! 8)
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2014, 04:48:22 AM »
Blue Jackets are up 2-0 less than 4 more min into the 1st! Hahahaha!

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2014, 06:49:34 AM »
Blue Jackets are up 2-0 less than 4 more min into the 1st! Hahahaha!

Suckit Columbus

I'm not a Columbus fan at all, but it was funny seeing them beating the Penguins early after winning in Pittsburgh.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2014, 08:45:44 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2014, 10:19:06 AM »
tuk tuk?  ;)

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2014, 10:54:24 AM »
Listen Pittsburgh...I'm glad you're up, but I could do without the goddamn drama every damn game. Thanks.

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2014, 05:07:26 PM »
Nice job, Tampa.  Thanks for playing.  Or in your case, NOT playing.  Bastards.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2014, 05:18:15 PM »
It would have been nice if Tampa could have won a game or two, instead of letting the Canadiens steamroll them.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2014, 06:18:58 PM »
I see no reason for Florida to have any hockey teams at all.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2014, 06:22:06 PM »
Any place south of Colorado really.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2014, 06:42:11 PM »
To be fair, TB did play without their main goalie (Ben Bishop).  I still consider them a way more fun team than the Florida Panthers (never liked that team).
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2014, 08:22:49 PM »
Ouch.... I hate those hits. 

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2014, 09:11:57 PM »
I'll be honest, I've watched three or four hockey games since the 'Ning made the Cup run.  It's not that I don't like hockey, I just don't have the passion for it like I do baseball or football.  If it's any consolation, I haven't watched a NBA game since Shaquille O'Neal was a Magic.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2014, 09:31:28 PM »
To be fair, TB did play without their main goalie (Ben Bishop).  I still consider them a way more fun team than the Florida Panthers (never liked that team).

a buddy got club seats from where he works so we went to a Panthers game.  the game sucked but the buffet was prety good.
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