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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2014, 05:59:15 AM »
Holy (*#@&^$

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2014, 06:40:23 AM »
Every time I see this thread pop up with a new post, I think, "Says who?"  ;)
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2014, 07:03:33 AM »
Every time I see this thread pop up with a new post, I think, "Says who?"  ;)

says the HMFIC ;D
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2014, 07:28:12 AM »
How Many Fans Intensely Care?  The answer would be...you!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2014, 07:47:12 AM »
Our Northern Cousins might disagree...
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2014, 11:51:17 AM »
Our Northern Cousins might disagree...

We are culturally required to care...and to slaughter the unbelievers!  >:(

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2014, 12:39:54 PM »
wicked save!

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2014, 04:36:28 PM »
Even I know it's, "Kick save and a beauty!"
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2014, 05:48:11 PM »
Hershey Bears rock.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2014, 11:36:06 PM »
Chicago got fucked today.  >:(
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2014, 12:28:29 AM »
Chicago got fucked today.  >:(

and it was awesome!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2014, 12:49:18 AM »
IIRC the next two are in Chicago so....
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2014, 06:17:00 AM »
I hate that Columbus managed to win a game.  I wasn't hoping they'd get swept again in only their 2d ever playoff appearance.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2014, 11:34:31 AM »
<br>IIRC the next two are in Chicago so....<br>
...they might win one.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2014, 12:37:33 PM »
No love lost between the Rangers and Flyers.
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