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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1890 on: June 26, 2017, 10:30:38 AM »
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HMS Queen Elizabeth (RO8) departing Rosyth dockyards under tow

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1891 on: June 26, 2017, 10:31:51 AM »
^ Damn, and I was so close to there a few weeks ago. I'll have to head back over there and take some pics.

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1893 on: June 26, 2017, 10:37:33 AM »
I ain't usin' no fancy socially me-day-uh stuff, but thanks for the links anyway! Those do look cool.

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1895 on: June 28, 2017, 05:37:31 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1896 on: June 28, 2017, 11:21:40 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1897 on: June 28, 2017, 11:45:12 AM »
well hopefully they wont need Minesweeper. ::)
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1898 on: June 28, 2017, 11:48:55 AM »
^lol. They'll be able to run Harpoon.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1899 on: June 28, 2017, 12:10:44 PM »
But can they run Cruise Ship Simulator?
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1900 on: June 28, 2017, 03:57:49 PM »
^lol. They'll be able to run Harpoon.

Im sure if they do he who shall not be named will correct the errors.....
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1901 on: June 28, 2017, 04:01:44 PM »
^lol. They'll be able to run Harpoon.

Im sure if they do he who shall not be named will correct the errors.....

The death knell of the RN. They'd disband the Fleet just to avoid the endless discussion.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1902 on: June 28, 2017, 04:03:36 PM »
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HMS Queen Elizabeth (RO8) departing Rosyth dockyards under tow


It's an ugly fucker  :2funny:
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1903 on: June 28, 2017, 04:07:41 PM »
The ski ramp doesn't do it any favors aesthetically.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1904 on: June 28, 2017, 05:01:35 PM »
Maybe there'll be snow bunnies skiing down the ramp at the launch ceremony.
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