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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1590 on: November 06, 2016, 05:56:07 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1591 on: November 07, 2016, 10:27:37 AM »
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Japanese helicopter destroyer Hyūga (DDH-181) in Guam

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1592 on: November 07, 2016, 05:26:33 PM »
Yamamoto would have approved.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1593 on: November 07, 2016, 05:49:32 PM »
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Japanese helicopter destroyer

still makes me laugh every time.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1594 on: November 07, 2016, 05:53:49 PM »
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Japanese helicopter destroyer

still makes me laugh every time.

I know, right?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1595 on: November 08, 2016, 05:22:39 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1596 on: November 10, 2016, 04:37:22 PM »
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Varshavyanka-class (Improved Kilo) submarine mooring. Russian Pacific fleet.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1597 on: November 10, 2016, 04:39:50 PM »
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A British Blackburn Buccaneer bomber buzzes the Soviet battlecruiser Admiral Lazarev

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1598 on: November 10, 2016, 04:42:37 PM »
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HMS Revenge, Ramillies, Royal Sovereign and Resolution, taken from their sister HMS Royal Oak in 1930.


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1599 on: November 11, 2016, 10:14:59 AM »
Canadian submarine HMCS Windsor goes into a dive (that it hopefully will recover from)

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1600 on: November 11, 2016, 11:34:01 AM »
^Diving is the easy part. Coming back up...that's the bitch   8)
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1601 on: November 15, 2016, 10:23:19 AM »
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USS Ohio (SSGN-726) arriving in Busan, South Korea

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1602 on: November 15, 2016, 05:25:22 PM »
Looks like S.K. is the inspiration for W40K Hive Worlds.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1603 on: November 17, 2016, 05:05:38 PM »
Another day at the office.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1604 on: November 20, 2016, 04:19:07 PM »
Russian battlecruiser Pyotr Vileky transiting the Suez Canal:



Of course, other captions may be more entertaining  ;)