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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1530 on: September 28, 2016, 05:21:57 PM »
I promise not to step.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1531 on: September 28, 2016, 05:46:32 PM »
What are the small black squares in the lower right that 2 of them don't need?

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« Reply #1532 on: September 28, 2016, 06:00:05 PM »
Electrical tape covering the scuffs from where somebody stepped.
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« Reply #1533 on: September 28, 2016, 06:01:25 PM »
the one with the yellow tape make big mushroom clouds.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1534 on: September 29, 2016, 08:50:12 AM »
What are the small black squares in the lower right that 2 of them don't need?

Hard points for removing them from the silo? The yellow is the residue from the gorilla-glue that was used to attach them?  Maybe?    ???
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1535 on: September 30, 2016, 05:19:29 PM »
Rodney firing on the burning Bismarck.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1536 on: October 02, 2016, 09:04:48 AM »
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The Charles de Gaulle's First deployment with a Rafale only air wing

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« Reply #1537 on: October 02, 2016, 09:10:21 AM »
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INS Vikramaditya, Indian Aircraft carrier

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1538 on: October 02, 2016, 09:11:42 AM »
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US & ROK Navy ships - Busan Naval Base

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1539 on: October 02, 2016, 09:15:55 AM »
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USS Prinz Eugen (IX-300) passing through the Panama Canal on her way to Bikini Atoll to participate in Operation Crossroads - March 1946

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1540 on: October 02, 2016, 09:19:14 AM »
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JMSDF Soryu-class submarine SS-505 Zuiryū

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1541 on: October 02, 2016, 09:19:57 AM »
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USS Prinz Eugen (IX-300) passing through the Panama Canal on her way to Bikini Atoll to participate in Operation Crossroads - March 1946



She survived at least 2 atomic blasts.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1542 on: October 02, 2016, 09:27:40 AM »
I didn't realize we actually commissioned her into the USN.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1543 on: October 02, 2016, 09:34:27 AM »
DDG-1000 passing Fort Popham

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1544 on: October 02, 2016, 11:43:25 AM »
I didn't realize we actually commissioned her into the USN.

The US Navy had that IX designation for all kinds of odd things, for example: the Great Lakes paddlewheel steamers that were converted to freshwater aircraft carriers for training new pilots in the (relative) safety of Lake Michigan during WW2.





http://militaryhistorynow.com/2016/08/29/fresh-water-flattops-the-u-s-navys-forgotten-great-lakes-aircraft-carriers/
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