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Re: Ships!
« Reply #930 on: August 30, 2015, 02:53:26 PM »
Bawb remembers sailing from there to join Nelson before Trafalgar.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #931 on: August 30, 2015, 02:54:21 PM »
oo-ar!

Avast behind....

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« Reply #932 on: August 30, 2015, 02:56:38 PM »
Bawb remembers sailing from there to join Nelson before Trafalgar.

Bawb remembers when Noah built the Ark.
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« Reply #933 on: August 30, 2015, 03:02:34 PM »
Somebody had to read the plans for him.
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« Reply #934 on: August 30, 2015, 03:18:36 PM »
How many frying pans tall was it?
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #935 on: August 30, 2015, 04:31:23 PM »
27 and an omelette pan (= 15.723 woks).
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« Reply #936 on: August 30, 2015, 04:37:05 PM »
27 and an omelette pan (= 15.723 woks).

All according to God's plan.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #937 on: August 30, 2015, 05:00:57 PM »
So "cubit" is ancient Arimatheaic for "frying pan?"

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« Reply #938 on: August 30, 2015, 05:09:58 PM »
^yes
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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« Reply #939 on: August 30, 2015, 05:11:07 PM »
Trust me. I studied under Professor Ravenswood.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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« Reply #940 on: August 30, 2015, 05:13:52 PM »
And take back one frying pan to honor the God whose Ark this is.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #941 on: August 30, 2015, 05:24:01 PM »
Frakk you. Now I have to watch that movie again.

Afterwards, can I skip the next one and go straight to number 3?
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« Reply #942 on: August 30, 2015, 05:26:49 PM »
Afterwards, can I skip the next one and go straight to number 3?

Anything goes ;)
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #943 on: August 30, 2015, 05:30:50 PM »
Afterwards, can I skip the next one and go straight to number 3?

Anything goes ;)

Except for in Rowan County, KY.

(State abbreviation adds irony)
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #944 on: August 30, 2015, 08:01:24 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus