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Re: Ships!
« Reply #600 on: October 23, 2014, 05:00:34 PM »
Toonces would sail that wave all the way in to the coast and cut right over into to a waiting dockside berth leaving nary a ripple.  O0
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #601 on: October 23, 2014, 05:02:00 PM »
More likely his watch would capsize the ship.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #602 on: October 26, 2014, 01:46:06 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #603 on: October 26, 2014, 01:51:51 PM »
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #604 on: October 26, 2014, 01:57:52 PM »
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #605 on: October 26, 2014, 01:59:49 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #606 on: October 26, 2014, 03:12:40 PM »
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.

The resulting $5.00 DVD will sell like mad at Wal-Mart. In subsequent news, everyone who purchases it there will be wearing their jammies or too-short shirts showing us things we can't unsee. Ever.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #607 on: October 26, 2014, 03:15:27 PM »
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.

The resulting $5.00 DVD will sell like mad at Wal-Mart. In subsequent news, everyone who purchases it there will be wearing their jammies or too-short shirts showing us things we can't unsee. Ever.

Which in turn will trigger Michael Moore to make a new documentary. A vicious downward cycle that will result in the Apocalypse (theme song to be provided by Aerosmith).
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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« Reply #608 on: October 26, 2014, 04:22:23 PM »
And all this time we thought it would be a zombie Apocalypse......

Hell, I'd take zombies over anything having to do with Michael Moore.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #609 on: October 26, 2014, 04:44:46 PM »
Hell, I'd take zombies over anything having to do with Michael Moore.

Have you met his fans? Zombies have a LOT to do with Michael Moore.
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« Reply #610 on: October 26, 2014, 05:27:00 PM »
True that..... ;D
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #611 on: November 10, 2014, 10:23:32 AM »
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #612 on: November 13, 2014, 11:38:49 AM »
Looks happy to see you.
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« Reply #613 on: November 13, 2014, 12:08:45 PM »
Honestly, that exact thought went through my mind.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #614 on: November 13, 2014, 02:10:05 PM »
Of course!  We're degenerates!
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