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Re: Ships!
« Reply #390 on: May 12, 2014, 11:43:17 AM »
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« Reply #391 on: May 12, 2014, 01:29:20 PM »
jeeze thats a shit pile of metal
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« Reply #392 on: May 13, 2014, 10:28:20 AM »
USS Los Angeles (ZR-3) moored to USS Patoka (AO-9). Los Angeles, built for the US Navy by Germany as war reparations following WWI, served from 1924 to 1932.

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« Reply #393 on: May 13, 2014, 10:31:49 AM »
Israeli Dolphin Class Submarine Surfacing

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« Reply #394 on: May 13, 2014, 10:33:32 AM »
Enterprise at Ford Island in Pearl Harbor being readied prior to the Battle of Midway

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« Reply #395 on: May 13, 2014, 11:07:46 AM »
Israeli Dolphin Class Submarine Surfacing



what the hell kind of test was this boat under going to surface like that?
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« Reply #396 on: May 13, 2014, 11:49:19 AM »
Emergency blow of the ballast tanks, staged for the photo op.
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« Reply #397 on: May 13, 2014, 02:25:53 PM »
looks like a reverse belly flop, at least american subs (in the pics) pop up with a little more grace and style than that
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« Reply #398 on: May 13, 2014, 02:44:05 PM »
that depends on when during the maneuver you take the photo.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #399 on: May 14, 2014, 08:57:02 AM »
Manning the yards on the USS Atlanta in Boston Harbor, 1890

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« Reply #400 on: May 14, 2014, 09:02:50 AM »
Armored Cruiser Seattle anchored at San Diego, 1923

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #401 on: May 15, 2014, 04:56:58 PM »
Tirpitz

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #402 on: May 15, 2014, 04:59:42 PM »
Operation Crossroads Baker. 21 KT atomic detonation 90 feet underwater. Nagato, Pensacola-class cruiser, and Prinz Eugen visible (among others).


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« Reply #403 on: May 20, 2014, 10:35:18 AM »
USS Saratoga (CV-3) passing through the Culebra Cut of the Panama Canal enroute to the Pacific. February 7th, 1928.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #404 on: May 28, 2014, 04:19:50 PM »
Quarterdeck of HMS Hood awash.



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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus