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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2775 on: July 23, 2018, 04:50:07 PM »
It looks like a sad turtle with no legs. Maybe that's why he's so sad...
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2776 on: July 25, 2018, 04:49:00 PM »
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Battleship Yamato under the Golden Gate Bridge, from The Man in High Castle Season 3 trailer


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2777 on: July 25, 2018, 07:05:54 PM »
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US Navy battleships in formation in San Diego, California, 23 August 1935


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2778 on: July 25, 2018, 07:11:24 PM »
^ Classified Ad: "Tree Fort Fleet seeks Pagoda Fleet for spirited competition"
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2779 on: July 25, 2018, 07:13:50 PM »
ha!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2780 on: July 26, 2018, 02:48:29 PM »
A training torpedo stuck in the hull of the Hotel-class nuclear submarine K-178, just over the submarine's nuclear reactor. Oct 1988
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2781 on: July 26, 2018, 04:33:58 PM »
opps  ::)
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2782 on: July 27, 2018, 08:30:36 AM »
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A Grumman F6F-5 Hellcat from Escadrille 1F prepares to land on the French carrier Arromanches (R95) operating in the Gulf of Tonkin, 1953.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2783 on: July 27, 2018, 10:24:12 AM »
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Japanese helicopter destroyer JS Izumo (DDH-183)

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2784 on: July 27, 2018, 10:30:33 AM »
Steel Beach on HMS Hermes

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2785 on: July 27, 2018, 05:18:33 PM »
Is that an Irn Bru there under that Glasgow Festival advert?
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Ships!
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2787 on: July 29, 2018, 09:59:53 AM »
^ha!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2788 on: July 29, 2018, 10:01:56 AM »
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Crewmen check the packing of a slide extension of 16” gun on USS New Jersey (BB-62) while she is undergoing reactivation at Bayonne, NJ, 3 November 1950.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2789 on: July 29, 2018, 10:05:32 AM »
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HMS Formidable with crash barrier erected.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus