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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2730 on: June 18, 2018, 07:02:27 PM »
Simply dazzling!
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2731 on: June 18, 2018, 07:08:45 PM »
The Bedazzler!
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« Reply #2732 on: June 18, 2018, 09:09:23 PM »
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2733 on: June 19, 2018, 06:54:00 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2734 on: June 19, 2018, 07:03:30 AM »
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Prinz Eugen (center) under repair in the Lofjord; next to her, on her starboard side, is the repair ship Huascaran; Admiral Scheer is also moored behind anti-torpedo nets, 1942.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2735 on: June 19, 2018, 11:01:03 AM »
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USS Gambier Bay (CVE 73) bracketed by shells from the Japanese fleet that the Seventh Fleet Carrier Escort Group fought off in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Japanese cruiser is seen on the right horizon, 25 October 1944.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2736 on: June 20, 2018, 07:58:47 AM »
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The crew of the British aircraft carrier HMS Ocean (R-68) on deck for an inspection by Field Marshal Earl Alexander, Defense Minister of Great Britain, on 14 June 1952. A light cruiser is off to the right.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2737 on: June 20, 2018, 08:00:43 AM »
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Soviet sailors have a violin night aboard cruiser Kalinin, 1955

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2738 on: June 21, 2018, 05:28:06 AM »
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Omaha-Class Light Cruisers lay a smoke screen during maneuvers, circa 1930.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2739 on: June 21, 2018, 05:33:53 AM »
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SMS Lothringen passing under the Levensau Bridge of the Kiel Canal before the First World War.

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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2740 on: June 21, 2018, 08:19:57 AM »
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German sailors going ashore in Trondheim after their ship Gneisenau was torpedoed by HMS Clyde

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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2741 on: June 22, 2018, 10:28:55 AM »
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HMCS Warrior (R-31) in Vancouver, British Columbia, sometime around 1946-47.


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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2742 on: June 23, 2018, 06:58:46 AM »
USS Belknap shortly after colliding with the Kennedy.
When she finally made it to the Philadelphia yard, there was a friend at the yard.  He had never seen it when there was absolute silence before.  Everyone stopped to stare.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2743 on: June 24, 2018, 06:40:03 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #2744 on: June 24, 2018, 06:41:43 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus