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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1770 on: April 06, 2017, 07:51:53 AM »
Probably not delusional for the guys on the receiving end.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1771 on: April 06, 2017, 06:28:39 PM »
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HMS Barham followed by the battleship Malaya and the aircraft carrier Argus

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« Reply #1772 on: April 07, 2017, 09:38:54 AM »
Carriers without islands just look.... weird.
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« Reply #1773 on: April 08, 2017, 01:50:26 PM »
HMS Dido entering Malta, 1944
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1774 on: April 10, 2017, 10:59:20 AM »
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Gerald R. Ford CVN 78, first of her class, underway on her own power for the first time for Builder's Sea Trials

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1775 on: April 10, 2017, 11:04:54 AM »
Another shot of the Ford underway

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« Reply #1776 on: April 10, 2017, 12:17:11 PM »
so clean and pretty.  O0
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1777 on: April 10, 2017, 05:42:58 PM »
Yes... no pesky aircraft to clutter up the deck.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1778 on: April 10, 2017, 05:47:57 PM »
Someday the F-35 will be ready
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1779 on: April 10, 2017, 05:51:33 PM »
How soon is now?
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1780 on: April 13, 2017, 06:23:03 AM »
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HMS Nelson between the wars

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1781 on: April 13, 2017, 06:25:41 AM »
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USS Wyoming in dry dock, sometime between 1910 and 1915. She is showing her anti-destroyer 5" gun at the stern.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1782 on: April 19, 2017, 10:43:58 AM »
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Navy Blimp L-8 delivers B-25 parts to USS Hornet off San Francisco, April 4, 1942

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1783 on: April 19, 2017, 10:48:09 AM »
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Class-leader Iowa (BB-61) fitting out at the New York Naval Shipyard, 15 Jan 1943, approx. one month prior to commissioning. Source: Nat'l Archives.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1784 on: April 19, 2017, 10:51:32 AM »
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HMAS Melbourne (CVS-21), in company with HMAS Stalwart (D215), launches a Grumman S-2E Tracker, approx 1977

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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