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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #255 on: January 26, 2015, 06:30:00 PM »
meh - I was underwhelmed today.

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-meanwhile-alternate-universe/

clearly they're stuck for news this week, too.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #256 on: January 26, 2015, 06:54:08 PM »
Read that off Marty's link in another thread.  Not a very good effort this week.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #257 on: January 27, 2015, 03:45:30 AM »
I agree it wasn't their best effort. 

However, I will admit that even though it was predictable, I chuckled at Bridgewater and Roethlisberger switching roles.  Also, Rodgers trolling Wilson at the end was damn funny. 




http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-championships-giggles/

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AARON RODGERS    WHAT WAS THAT? I DIDN’T CATCH THAT?
CAM NEWTON     Ooh, ooh. “Things Brandon Bostick says when trying to grab an onside kick?”

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MIKE McCARTHY DAMMIT, BOSTICK! YOU COULDN’T CATCH AN STD IN SAM BRADFORD’S UNDERWEAR DRAWER!

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We also have an "intercepted text" conversation between Brady and Commissioner Goodell.  Talk about your Cool and Unusual Punishment!  :P 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #258 on: February 02, 2015, 01:37:52 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #259 on: February 02, 2015, 04:57:00 PM »
The final Facebook convo for the year.

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-goodbye-farewell-amen/


Just had a chance to read this.  There's a lot of good stuff in it.  And there is a HUGE surprise at the end.  So be sure to scroll down after Roethlisberger has the last say.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #260 on: February 02, 2015, 06:04:05 PM »
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #261 on: February 02, 2015, 06:57:20 PM »
The first part of that whole Lynch/Carroll exchange is REALLY funny!
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #262 on: February 02, 2015, 07:11:41 PM »
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #263 on: February 02, 2015, 07:14:55 PM »
Worst part of the whole thing.  :(
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #264 on: February 02, 2015, 08:06:17 PM »
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA   :2funny:
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #265 on: February 13, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »
Even though they've not been the greatest this last season, I'm still gonna miss them.  :( 
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