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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2013, 11:25:42 PM »
And yes, the Johnny Unitas movie role for Flacco was indeed mentioned in there.  ;D


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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2013, 04:52:33 AM »
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2013, 11:37:33 AM »
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Ten Bucks  No it's true.  He is.

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Heh!  Yeah, that was my favorite part as well. 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2013, 01:47:01 PM »
They're back, baby!

The Hall of Fame Edition of the series brings in classic quarterbacks. Who will win the insult war between Favre and Rodgers? Who is the dumber explainer of jokes : Roethlisberger or Bradshaw? Is Joe Montana or Steve Young the superior slinger of insults? Is Joe Namath drunk? Is Joe Flacco relevant? And why is Riley Cooper...oh dear.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2013, 01:55:12 PM »
f'n' AWESOME

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TERRY BRADSHAW
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE ANTHONY WEINER TEXTED PHOTOS OF HIS PENIS A BUNCH OF TIMES.
6 Hours Ago . Like

BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Hey. I was just gonna say that!
6 Hours Ago . Like
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2013, 02:57:18 PM »
BWHAHAHAHAHA!! 




So much hilarity this week: 


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BRETT FAVRE

I changed my mind. I’M BACK!

ESPN, Peter King, and John Madden just creamed their pants reading this

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DREW BREES

Uh-oh. Looks like we got us an old fashioned, “Joke Explain-Off.”

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ABBOT AND COSTELLO’S GHOSTS

ENOUGH, ALREADY. WE GET IT.

JOE FLACCO
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JOE FLACCO

Listening to Bradshaw and Roethlisberger is like watching two circus gorillas debate quantum physics.


And of course, I would like to thank Aaron Rodgers for christening the term "HALL-OF-F**K-YOU".  ;D 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2013, 03:57:58 PM »
Absolutely hilarious as usual. 
“No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is.”

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2013, 02:31:01 PM »
Seems like an appropriate place to throw this video :



Their willingness to do things like this is why I am simply incapable of hating the Manning brothers.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2013, 03:30:36 PM »
Seems like an appropriate place to throw this video :



Their willingness to do things like this is why I am simply incapable of hating the Manning brothers.


That was .... umm ... odd ...    ???
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2013, 11:11:40 AM »
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2013, 03:26:18 PM »
Okay, Riley Cooper's inclusion this week caused me to spit water all over my desk.

Also nice to see creepy Sam Bradford make an appearance. And Mark Sanchez having part of his response intercepted was pure gold.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2013, 03:32:30 PM »
Russell Wilson for the win!  ;D
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2013, 05:23:00 PM »
I WILL SUPER GLUE DOG FUR TO YOUR FACE, NAIL A TAIL INTO YOUR ASS, AND PUT YOU IN A BASKET ON MICHAEL VICK’S DOORSTEP WILSON!

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2013, 01:59:32 PM »
Fantasy draft, baby! 


LOL.  I think Sanchez is actually getting more hate this week than Romo is!  (Those poor, poor Jets fans...)  ;) 

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"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2013, 04:39:45 PM »
Geez, there sure are a lot of Matts in the NFL. :D