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Offline Windigo

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1005 on: May 07, 2015, 09:50:35 PM »
can you imagine the liberal shitstorm that would happen is the US introduced a full up military parade each year through DC?

Especially parading an ICBM like it was representative of the country's power. No western country would dream of it.

That's Bullshit. We just don't need to reassure ourselves of our manhood like they do.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1006 on: May 07, 2015, 10:02:13 PM »
mostly its because we dont have mobile ICBMs.   ;)
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1007 on: May 07, 2015, 10:41:37 PM »
Are you saying they parade it around like a giant phallus?
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1008 on: May 08, 2015, 04:22:59 AM »
Are you saying they parade it around like a giant phallus?

Comparison to a dildo would be more appropriate.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1009 on: May 08, 2015, 07:56:45 AM »
That's something the LGBT community would get behind, well, maybe in front for some of them. 
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Re: Tanks!
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1011 on: May 08, 2015, 08:31:49 AM »
A "Smart Tank"...

I'd totally buy and drive one of these. Much less pretentious and ghey.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1012 on: May 08, 2015, 08:55:57 AM »
A "Smart Tank"...

I'd totally buy and drive one of these. Much less pretentious and ghey.



That would be great for the winters up here.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1013 on: May 08, 2015, 05:29:10 PM »
A "Smart Tank"...

I'd totally buy and drive one of these. Much less pretentious and ghey.



That would be great for the winters up here.

Except for the part about climbing in through the window or sunroof every time you needed to go down to the store for milk&eggs.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1014 on: May 08, 2015, 06:23:17 PM »
cant see it in pic, but if it hasnt got a hatch in the roof, they did it wrong  :)

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1015 on: May 09, 2015, 10:54:08 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1016 on: May 10, 2015, 05:02:45 AM »
A couple of big cats.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1017 on: May 11, 2015, 01:15:30 PM »
Leo 1(?) and a...............Pz IV.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1018 on: May 11, 2015, 01:29:38 PM »
yup
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1019 on: May 11, 2015, 02:31:18 PM »
Leo2 actually... C:-)
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