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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #975 on: April 12, 2015, 05:11:12 PM »
stolen from FB.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.



Offline W8taminute

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #976 on: April 15, 2015, 05:04:31 PM »
I hopped into my Flakpanzer I yesterday in War Thunder and got 3 ground kills with it and damaged one plane.  A Sherman finally took me out ending my rampage with a single shot to the main gun.


Forgive me my old friend.  But I must use all my experience...to get home.

Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #977 on: April 30, 2015, 06:32:55 AM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #978 on: April 30, 2015, 07:00:28 AM »
We who are about to die salute you!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #979 on: April 30, 2015, 07:04:45 AM »

Offline mirth

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« Reply #980 on: April 30, 2015, 07:07:26 AM »
That's one way to achieve a hull down.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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« Reply #981 on: April 30, 2015, 07:22:56 AM »

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Offline Centurion40

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #984 on: April 30, 2015, 07:24:27 AM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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« Reply #985 on: April 30, 2015, 07:24:38 AM »

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« Reply #986 on: April 30, 2015, 07:24:57 AM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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« Reply #989 on: April 30, 2015, 07:29:01 AM »