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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #615 on: March 12, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #616 on: March 12, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #617 on: March 12, 2014, 11:40:01 PM »
we need to attack before this critical weakness still exists!

Chinese media reveals that the equipment of the army there has designed more than 30 years, especially tanks, have become too narrow for the soldiers, larger and with more overweight than the previous generation.

Chinese soldiers feel cramped in military vehicles, and for good reason. Designed there thirty years for smaller men, tanks and tanks are no longer adapted to the current generation.

It is becoming increasingly difficult for soldiers to slip into some tanks in service. A recent survey showed that members of the Chinese armed forces were on average larger than two centimeters there twenty years, with a tower larger than five centimeters in size, reported Tuesday in the Daily People's Liberation Army .

The results of this survey, conducted since 2009 on more than 20,000 soldiers, argue in favor of a renewal of military equipment. "The equipment must be adjusted to the correct size (soldiers) on the battlefield, just as he must choose clothes that fit in everyday life," said the head of the Ding Songtao investigation.


just see the news in french
http://translate.google.com/translat...s_2839214.html
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #618 on: March 14, 2014, 07:18:06 AM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #619 on: March 16, 2014, 12:08:15 PM »
Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #620 on: March 18, 2014, 10:10:22 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #621 on: March 18, 2014, 04:25:52 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #622 on: March 18, 2014, 04:27:55 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #623 on: March 18, 2014, 10:59:09 PM »


everytime I see that pic it reminds me of CFB Wainwright
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #624 on: March 19, 2014, 10:42:02 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #625 on: March 19, 2014, 10:43:37 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #626 on: March 19, 2014, 10:47:20 AM »
Armor cut out of the upper and lower frontal plates to show thickness on an M60A1.




"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #627 on: March 19, 2014, 01:55:00 PM »
Would not have wanted to do that job....  :P
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #628 on: March 19, 2014, 02:07:48 PM »
it boggles the mind thinking of the force necessary to penetrate that and still create enough carnage inside to disable tank/crew
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #629 on: March 19, 2014, 02:10:40 PM »


czech tank armed with SuperSoaker
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