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Offline BanzaiCat

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #495 on: January 13, 2014, 04:57:37 PM »
looks like something out of C&C.

Music Factory?


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #496 on: January 13, 2014, 05:52:42 PM »
wow did you just date yourself!
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #497 on: January 13, 2014, 05:53:20 PM »
Until my wife came along, yeah...not much choice.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #498 on: January 16, 2014, 10:29:36 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #499 on: January 18, 2014, 12:45:22 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #500 on: January 21, 2014, 10:22:32 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #501 on: January 21, 2014, 11:55:40 AM »
someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #502 on: January 21, 2014, 03:21:26 PM »
someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"

Sounds about right...

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #503 on: January 21, 2014, 03:39:37 PM »
Who are the guys opposite the Norskies? Friendly Swedes? Armored Saami?
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #504 on: January 21, 2014, 03:54:08 PM »

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #505 on: January 21, 2014, 09:20:28 PM »
someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"

not too many places north of the circle where you get that kind of tree growth... just saying
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #506 on: January 21, 2014, 09:25:59 PM »
why must you always bring your crotch into civilized conversations?
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #507 on: January 22, 2014, 12:25:21 PM »
why must you always bring your crotch into civilized conversations?

exactly!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #508 on: January 22, 2014, 04:06:24 PM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #509 on: January 22, 2014, 04:07:43 PM »
Matilda - slow, quite well armoured, with a puny gun.
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