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Offline BanzaiCat

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #465 on: January 07, 2014, 03:48:09 PM »
 ;D

Okay, okay...



Apparently this is a Progvev-T Gasdynamic trawler, which is basically a T-34 with a freaking MiG-15 jet engine attached to it. Never heard of this before, but apparently it's for mine clearing.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #466 on: January 07, 2014, 09:35:24 PM »
cockroach killer
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #467 on: January 07, 2014, 09:52:01 PM »
they use similar tanks for NBC decontamination.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #468 on: January 07, 2014, 10:19:15 PM »
they use similar tanks for MSNBC decontamination.

Yet, like a cockroach, Chris Matthews is still there  :P
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #469 on: January 07, 2014, 10:30:31 PM »
best to nuke it from orbit.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #470 on: January 08, 2014, 05:10:28 AM »
It's the only way to be sure.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #471 on: January 08, 2014, 06:53:33 AM »
If one Mig-15 engine isn't enough, try 2 Mig-21 engines:

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #472 on: January 08, 2014, 07:04:46 AM »
Thunderbirds are a GO!
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #473 on: January 08, 2014, 08:27:07 AM »
Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #474 on: January 08, 2014, 09:47:18 AM »
Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\

Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #475 on: January 08, 2014, 10:35:46 AM »
Thunderbirds, a childhood staple of mine, were forever ruined by Team America. Disturbing puppet sex, I'll never get that out of my head whenever I see any kind of Thunderbirds reference.  :-\



not creepy at all
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #476 on: January 09, 2014, 05:55:57 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #477 on: January 09, 2014, 06:00:56 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #478 on: January 09, 2014, 06:09:08 PM »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #479 on: January 09, 2014, 07:14:11 PM »
BAE Black Knight?

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