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Offline Windigo

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2013, 02:54:06 PM »


I know Star likes these when he wargames
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2013, 02:57:49 PM »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2013, 05:25:58 PM »
I didnt choose the Stug life.
the Stug life chose me.

« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 05:27:34 PM by GDS_Starfury »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2013, 05:29:01 PM »
my WoT Stug has over a 1000 battles with the same crew who are 3/4 done with their 3rd skill set.
with a camo net that thing is a frikin stealth tank who does shrub impersonations.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2013, 05:31:08 PM »
^ Inspired by your comment about flying canadastanian hover cars in FL.



with all of the Russians moving into South Beach and Hollywood we've started importing Tunguska's.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #80 on: March 07, 2013, 06:50:57 PM »
I didnt choose the Stug life.
the Stug life chose me.



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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #81 on: March 07, 2013, 07:49:23 PM »
its not mine but the phrase isnt copy written afaik.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #82 on: March 07, 2013, 08:50:44 PM »
We need to get Brant to do some of his magic. There's plenty of good source material there :)

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #83 on: March 07, 2013, 08:51:45 PM »
I didnt choose the Stug life.
the Stug life chose me.



Is that your image and can we get it on a shirt in the GrogHeads' store?

As cool as that is, I have to pronounce it "shtoog" not "stug."

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2013, 09:20:49 PM »



As cool as that is, I have to pronounce it "shtoog" not "stug."

Yep. As in Shtooremgeshootseh.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2013, 09:39:58 PM »
Yep. As in Shtooremgeshootseh.

^^^  thats the Swedish post war copy.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2013, 02:42:17 PM »


Someone's got torsion bars to fix after this!
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2013, 02:51:49 PM »
Earlier Leo 2?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 02:59:39 PM by Staggerwing »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2013, 03:17:32 PM »
its a Challenger 2.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2013, 03:23:05 PM »
The scalloped skirts misled me.
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-