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Offline Windigo

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #750 on: July 09, 2014, 11:03:03 PM »
I love my Locust... I cliff dive with it :D
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #751 on: July 10, 2014, 12:08:18 AM »
frikin noob.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #752 on: July 10, 2014, 11:44:31 AM »
frikin noob.
heh, I know this sounds like mirth and you, but....  :P "I bet I could put two in yer ass before you even knew I was there"
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #753 on: July 10, 2014, 01:47:19 PM »
not with my camo and spotting values.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #754 on: July 10, 2014, 02:52:33 PM »
not with my camo and spotting values.

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nm.... too hard to explain... but it did have a visual of mirth wearing a pith helmet, a pair of Depends and some binocs
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #755 on: July 10, 2014, 03:42:01 PM »
Depends are your thing, gramps. Now go take your medication before Wheel of Fortune starts.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #756 on: July 10, 2014, 07:27:05 PM »
oh snap!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #757 on: July 10, 2014, 08:05:39 PM »
Depends are your thing, gramps. Now go take your medication before Wheel of Fortune starts.

little twerp pissant... you haven't earned your right to call me gramps ... yet
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #758 on: July 10, 2014, 08:16:38 PM »
Sorry pops.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #759 on: July 10, 2014, 08:19:45 PM »
Sorry pops.

better.... now go outside an play on the street... and stay away from pervy jewish men
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #760 on: July 10, 2014, 09:38:40 PM »
little twerp pissant... you haven't earned your right to call me gramps ... yet

whatever gramps.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #761 on: July 10, 2014, 09:50:47 PM »
little twerp pissant... you haven't earned your right to call me gramps ... yet

whatever gramps.

quit showing off.... and stay away from horn dawg divorced men
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #762 on: July 11, 2014, 03:20:54 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #763 on: July 11, 2014, 09:36:27 AM »
.... gonna make me look up duloclax aren't you?    :-\   :-\
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #764 on: July 11, 2014, 09:46:34 AM »
hmmm, you spelled it wrong (according to google).... I assume you meant dulcolax

never heard of it till now....

interesting that you used the brandname which indicates at least some familiarity with the product

Not insinuating anything, but it sounds ideal for those people who engage in fudge packing


 :tickedoff: stay away from horn dawg jewish men mirth!
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