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Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15375 on: March 14, 2019, 08:23:27 PM »
Mattel introduces the latest Barbie Career.
Crime Scene Barbie.

Looks like Ken had a rough day.

"Crime Scene Barbie." as in "CSI"? 

She has soap & a hose; she's cleaning up evidence...
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15376 on: March 15, 2019, 09:40:46 AM »
And Mattel is just 'cleaning-up'.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15377 on: March 15, 2019, 09:54:17 AM »
Of course, it could be "S&M Barbie" and Ken forgot the safe word......    ^-^
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15378 on: March 15, 2019, 01:54:00 PM »
Mattel introduces the latest Barbie Career.
Crime Scene Barbie.

Looks like Ken had a rough day.

"Crime Scene Barbie." as in "CSI"? 

She has soap & a hose; she's cleaning up evidence...

Or maybe, the evidence is cleaning her up.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15379 on: March 16, 2019, 05:29:03 PM »
How Kirk consoled himself after the Horta left.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15380 on: March 16, 2019, 08:54:42 PM »
"Frankly my Gorn, I don't give a Damn"!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.