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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15345 on: December 09, 2018, 04:55:02 PM »
Somehow, this does not seem what Dickens had in mind.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15346 on: December 20, 2018, 05:00:55 AM »
Really?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15347 on: December 20, 2018, 05:29:45 AM »
He only lived until he reached 45. Maybe the Morlocks ate him?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15348 on: December 20, 2018, 10:40:17 AM »
He only lived until he reached 45. Maybe the Morlocks ate him?

Maybe he lived to be 100, but died on one of his travels back in time.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15349 on: December 20, 2018, 01:11:58 PM »
He probably went back in time to kill his parents for giving him that name. Wait... wouldn't that kill him too? Forget my theory then.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15350 on: December 20, 2018, 06:11:32 PM »
He only lived until he reached 45. Maybe the Morlocks ate him?

Maybe he lived to be 100, but died on one of his travels back in time.

Could be part of the same principle that makes it possible to push your demon-possessed clunker-car backwards so the odometer rewinds, and the car (and it's evil possessor) are restored to their former power and glory.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15351 on: January 09, 2019, 09:58:44 PM »
This is dedicated to Sir Slash!


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15352 on: January 12, 2019, 09:33:37 PM »
Pug Cake, my favorite!
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15353 on: January 13, 2019, 10:49:56 AM »
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15354 on: January 16, 2019, 06:18:31 PM »
Rod Serling would approve.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15355 on: January 16, 2019, 09:13:10 PM »
"To Serve Serling".  ;)
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15356 on: January 25, 2019, 05:28:16 AM »
So true.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15357 on: January 27, 2019, 03:12:44 PM »
The Father of the Galaxy.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15358 on: January 27, 2019, 03:18:33 PM »
Ha!
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15359 on: January 27, 2019, 09:17:34 PM »
Any REAL Trek-Head would know it was Pike that banged the green Slave Girl not Kirk. Doesn't mean Kirk wouldn't have if Pike hadn't gotten there first, and Riker would've hit anything, any color, anytime. Spock meanwhile would only have studied it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.