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Martok

#6045
July 28, 2014, 12:30:34 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#6046
July 29, 2014, 10:20:14 AM

Barthheart

#6047
July 29, 2014, 10:25:21 AM

Windigo

#6049
July 29, 2014, 11:29:54 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on July 29, 2014, 10:25:21 AM


Now there's a shot across mirth's bow if I ever saw one.....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#6050
July 29, 2014, 01:26:36 PM
That would imply that Mirth had any dignity to  begin with.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#6051
July 29, 2014, 05:53:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 29, 2014, 01:26:36 PM
That would imply that Mirth had any dignity to  begin with.

... has to have some left - he's hanging online with us    ......     .......     nm
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#6052
July 29, 2014, 11:23:42 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#6053
July 30, 2014, 05:31:12 AM
^ Must. Get. for. Work...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#6054
July 30, 2014, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 29, 2014, 01:26:36 PM
That would imply that Mirth had any dignity to  begin with.

The dignity ship sailed a long time ago. And then it hit an iceberg and was torpedoed by a U-boat.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6055
July 30, 2014, 09:06:55 AM
Much of my current work stress summed up nicely


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#6056
July 30, 2014, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: mirth on July 30, 2014, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 29, 2014, 01:26:36 PM
That would imply that Mirth had any dignity to  begin with.

The dignity ship sailed a long time ago. And then it hit an iceberg and was torpedoed by a U-boat.

Which survivors were then machine-gunned in the water by the deck crew, and sharks ate the bits floating in the water, then pooped it out, which in turn fertilized stuff.

Circle of life, my friend.

mirth

#6057
July 30, 2014, 09:09:09 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 30, 2014, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: mirth on July 30, 2014, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 29, 2014, 01:26:36 PM
That would imply that Mirth had any dignity to  begin with.

The dignity ship sailed a long time ago. And then it hit an iceberg and was torpedoed by a U-boat.

Which survivors were then machine-gunned in the water by the deck crew, and sharks ate the bits floating in the water, then pooped it out, which in turn fertilized stuff.

Circle of life, my friend.

hakuna matata
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#6058
July 30, 2014, 09:18:53 AM

Centurion40

#6059
July 30, 2014, 10:45:23 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on July 26, 2014, 01:10:59 PM
LOL! Both good one TCT.

Yeah, not shit.  Bravo!   8)
Any time is a good time for pie.
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