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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15390 on: August 18, 2019, 07:45:45 AM »
He's standing behind you holding a big, big club   8)
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15391 on: August 18, 2019, 09:02:11 AM »
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15392 on: August 20, 2019, 05:12:12 AM »
I had never realised that so many Boiler Techs were Finnish.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15393 on: August 20, 2019, 08:25:10 AM »
What the heck is "beer Chang" (in Swedish breakfast)?

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15394 on: August 20, 2019, 08:58:19 AM »
What the heck is "beer Chang" (in Swedish breakfast)?

a beer called Chang (https://www.changbeer.com/brew/?lang=en)

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15395 on: August 20, 2019, 01:32:17 PM »
Strange, I would expect that as part of the Thai breakfast.  Maybe that's what they use as the base for the Rice Soup?

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15396 on: August 22, 2019, 02:50:22 PM »
Donner Party, table for fifty.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15397 on: August 22, 2019, 05:41:30 PM »
Think I'll keep driving for now.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15398 on: August 22, 2019, 07:51:32 PM »
Does it also count as ironic that there is no $500 category in Jeopardy?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15399 on: August 23, 2019, 05:05:37 AM »
Used to love Cliff on Cheers.  This is brilliant.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15400 on: August 23, 2019, 10:22:40 AM »
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15401 on: August 24, 2019, 05:57:16 AM »
It's getting very difficult in the wine business to be distinctive.
Anything to stand up in a crowd.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15402 on: August 24, 2019, 08:32:01 AM »
I won't be touching that wine with a 10 inch pole.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15403 on: August 24, 2019, 11:12:12 AM »
It's getting very difficult in the wine business to be distinctive.
Anything to stand up in a crowd.

When you remove all the non-Kosher parts from Wine to get Kosher Wine, this is the result. :P

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15404 on: August 24, 2019, 08:42:38 PM »
Wonder what Dick thought that one up?  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.