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Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15375 on: March 14, 2019, 08:23:27 PM »
Mattel introduces the latest Barbie Career.
Crime Scene Barbie.

Looks like Ken had a rough day.

"Crime Scene Barbie." as in "CSI"? 

She has soap & a hose; she's cleaning up evidence...
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15376 on: March 15, 2019, 09:40:46 AM »
And Mattel is just 'cleaning-up'.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15377 on: March 15, 2019, 09:54:17 AM »
Of course, it could be "S&M Barbie" and Ken forgot the safe word......    ^-^
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15378 on: March 15, 2019, 01:54:00 PM »
Mattel introduces the latest Barbie Career.
Crime Scene Barbie.

Looks like Ken had a rough day.

"Crime Scene Barbie." as in "CSI"? 

She has soap & a hose; she's cleaning up evidence...

Or maybe, the evidence is cleaning her up.

Forgive me my old friend.  But I must use all my experience...to get home.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15379 on: March 16, 2019, 05:29:03 PM »
How Kirk consoled himself after the Horta left.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15380 on: March 16, 2019, 08:54:42 PM »
"Frankly my Gorn, I don't give a Damn"!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15381 on: March 25, 2019, 05:53:24 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15382 on: March 25, 2019, 09:27:45 PM »
 :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15383 on: March 26, 2019, 02:05:39 PM »
Theshe are shome sherioush accusashionsh.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15384 on: August 15, 2019, 05:11:41 AM »
Finally.  Someone addressing this shameful situation.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15385 on: August 15, 2019, 08:35:40 AM »
Remember the episode where Kirk took a whole team of Redshirts down to the planet inhabited by Bull Men? I thought he was going to lose the lot of them. Good thing the Federation had such a good Healthcare  Plan.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15386 on: August 15, 2019, 12:31:09 PM »
Be sure to read Redshirts by Scalzi.  Great take on the Star Trek redshirts. 

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15387 on: August 17, 2019, 01:03:45 PM »
I don't recall 7Up being this good.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15388 on: August 17, 2019, 09:20:04 PM »
Lawsuit!  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15389 on: August 18, 2019, 06:16:22 AM »
Anyone seen Metal Dog?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.