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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15360 on: January 28, 2019, 06:30:42 AM »
Is that why Pike ended up in a wheel chair? 
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15361 on: January 28, 2019, 08:33:07 AM »
Yeah but I hear that wheel chair had 'optional' equipment.  ^-^
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15362 on: January 28, 2019, 02:50:52 PM »
Well that would explain why Pike had that perma-grin on his face.   :o
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15363 on: January 31, 2019, 04:55:52 AM »
Tee Hee.  They mispelled Adlai.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15364 on: January 31, 2019, 08:20:43 AM »
What's that white stuff on the guy's pant leg? OH!   :hide:   Nevermind.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15365 on: January 31, 2019, 11:12:07 AM »
If anyone was gonna ask, it had to be you >:D
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15366 on: January 31, 2019, 12:13:38 PM »
I can't help being observant. Or 'stain-aware' ever since Lewinski.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15367 on: February 10, 2019, 07:01:42 AM »
When Salome had danced the Dance of the Seven Veils, and brought the head of John the Baptist to Herod.  Herod asked, "Fer dis yuh used da guid silber?"  (Red Buttons)
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15368 on: February 28, 2019, 05:07:35 AM »
It has the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval!

Wonder if Cesar used this stuff for his Joker smile?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15369 on: February 28, 2019, 08:55:31 AM »
"and it safely washes off with acetone or rubbing alcohol."  Holy crap.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15370 on: February 28, 2019, 09:15:24 AM »
Where was this stuff at back when I was trying to pick-up hot chicks at the bars? I used to have to have a buddy wink for me.  ;)
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15371 on: March 14, 2019, 05:13:16 AM »
Mattel introduces the latest Barbie Career.
Crime Scene Barbie.

Looks like Ken had a rough day.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15372 on: March 14, 2019, 08:56:08 AM »
Don't you just LOVE how her outfit matches the blood on the floor?  :dreamer:
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15373 on: March 14, 2019, 09:01:58 AM »
You could repackage this one as "Spurned Ex-Wife Barbie" as well.  Lorena Bobbitt collector's item?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15374 on: March 14, 2019, 02:57:49 PM »
looks like ken's headless body is draining into the dog's bowl.