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Offline besilarius

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15330 on: November 05, 2018, 05:45:39 PM »
Wait for it.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15331 on: November 05, 2018, 08:18:04 PM »
 :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15332 on: November 06, 2018, 04:56:20 AM »
Wait for it.

In the building across the street from my apartment building, the idiots who live in one of the top floor apartments actually have a trampoline on the roof, which their kids use regularly.
They're all still alive.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15333 on: November 06, 2018, 05:07:38 AM »
Wait for it.

In the building across the street from my apartment building, the idiots who live in one of the top floor apartments actually have a trampoline on the roof, which their kids use regularly.
They're all still alive.

Or maybe your neighbors are......


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"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15334 on: November 06, 2018, 10:52:57 AM »
Well how the fuck do YOU train for parkor
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15335 on: November 06, 2018, 04:14:26 PM »
Wait for it.

In the building across the street from my apartment building, the idiots who live in one of the top floor apartments actually have a trampoline on the roof, which their kids use regularly.
They're all still alive.

Or maybe your neighbors are......



They are too insufferable to be anything but human.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15336 on: November 06, 2018, 04:26:13 PM »
Ha!  O0
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

“Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth.”
-Clifford D. Simak

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15337 on: November 09, 2018, 05:24:10 AM »
There's a lesson to be learned here.
Maybe honesty isn't the best policy?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15338 on: November 09, 2018, 07:51:35 AM »
The 'correct' husbandly response would've been," But Darling, you're already BEAUTIFUL. You don't need it". That might get you some Beer Points.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15339 on: November 17, 2018, 12:50:33 PM »
Our new 50p coin
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15340 on: November 17, 2018, 08:53:52 PM »
She still looks better than Charles.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15341 on: November 18, 2018, 01:44:57 AM »
Our new 50p coin

Should have used Sir Patrick Stewart for the facepalm :P

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15342 on: November 22, 2018, 07:34:46 AM »
Today's military...
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15343 on: November 27, 2018, 05:24:03 AM »
Karma is a bitch.

Anyone ever hear how Mirth is doing?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15344 on: November 27, 2018, 07:54:20 AM »
^ Love it!  :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.