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Offline bob48

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15315 on: October 23, 2018, 02:45:09 PM »
:-)

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15316 on: October 23, 2018, 09:39:13 PM »
Good one Bob!  O0
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15317 on: October 26, 2018, 11:18:01 AM »
My Granddaughter at Pisa;
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15318 on: October 26, 2018, 12:20:19 PM »
Awwww, what a cutie! And she's helping to hold it up!
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15319 on: October 26, 2018, 01:56:27 PM »
I hope you didn't trick her into thinking she has to stand there from now on to keep it from falling over Bob. She looks way too smart to fall for that one anyway. Now me at that age....
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15320 on: October 26, 2018, 02:05:44 PM »
Nope 'cause I'm not on the cruise with 'em :-)
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15321 on: October 30, 2018, 05:53:26 PM »
You know when you have to stop suddenly and don't want to spill your coffee?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15322 on: October 30, 2018, 06:04:48 PM »
"But I did tie down my cleats! Look, there they are hanging from the railings by their laces!"
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15323 on: October 30, 2018, 06:33:15 PM »
...Gilligan!!!!
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15324 on: October 31, 2018, 04:30:38 AM »
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15325 on: October 31, 2018, 09:18:07 AM »
"This looks worse than it actually is. You can trust me, I have a bright red jacket".
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15326 on: November 03, 2018, 12:06:08 AM »
Dogs are delusional?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15327 on: November 03, 2018, 07:10:47 AM »
:DD
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

“Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth.”
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15328 on: November 03, 2018, 08:08:59 AM »
S'truth. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15329 on: November 03, 2018, 08:52:18 AM »
That's a good one. Just can't let my cat read it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.