Please Welcome China to 1941!

Started by LongBlade, November 25, 2012, 11:08:08 AM

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LongBlade

I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome China to 1941. They have managed to learn how to successfully land an aircraft on an aircraft carrier.

QuoteChina has successfully landed a fighter jet on its first aircraft carrier, which entered service two months ago, the country's official news agency confirmed Sunday.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/11/25/china-lands-first-jet-on-its-aircraft-carrier/
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Staggerwing

More like 1918... With a Sopwith 1 1/2 strutter, no less!  :D
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Staggerwing

If one restricts themselves to Jet aircraft then we're all the way up to... 1944.  It was a Sea Venom flown by none other than the legendary Eric Brown.


Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 25, 2012, 11:12:58 AM
1941?  try 1911.
1911 wasn't a carrier, just a cruiser with a small deck built on one end.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 25, 2012, 11:12:24 AM
More like 1918... With a Sopwith 1 1/2 strutter, no less!  :D

I figured it was earlier, but '41 is a bit more of a cautionary tale to us. ;)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 25, 2012, 11:19:31 AM
If one restricts themselves to Jet aircraft then we're all the way up to... 1944.  It was a Sea Venom flown by none other than the legendary Eric Brown.


Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 25, 2012, 11:12:58 AM
1941?  try 1911.
1911 wasn't a carrier, just a cruiser with a small deck built on one end.

did a plane land on it?  YES IT DID.
now back in your cage!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

when was the first landing of an aircraft on a ship?
1911
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

^^^Read. The. Words.

Quote from: LongBlade on November 25, 2012, 11:08:08 AM
I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome China to 1941. They have managed to learn how to successfully land an aircraft on an aircraft carrier.

:P :P :P
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

Welcome China. When does the west get to introduce China to the Exocet?


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Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

Carriers are pretty complicated beasts. 
Landing and taking off are more challenging than from a land base, but these aren't the hardest part.
Let's ask about arresting gear for landing these supersonic beasts.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/aircraft-carrier4.htm

I can't tell you how many flight deck guys were seriously hurt off Yankee Station in the late 60s.
With the constant air attacks, the arresting gear wasn't always properly checked and maintained.  When one of those steel cables snaps or breaks loose, it can cut a man in half. 
And we've been working with these things since the 1920s.
I would not want to be on the flight decks of any Chinese carriers for the forseeable future.
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Gusington on November 25, 2012, 12:14:08 PM
Welcome China. When does the west get to introduce China to the Exocet?

exocets are sooo 1982!  extended range harpoons, josw's and jdam's are the current cool thing.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.