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Offline besilarius

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Nigerian astronaut needs your help
« on: October 15, 2019, 06:18:56 AM »
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Offline Anguille

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Re: Nigerian astronaut needs your help
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2019, 06:59:12 AM »
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Offline Tripoli

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Re: Nigerian astronaut needs your help
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2019, 08:39:28 AM »
Oh, Lord, that's funny.  I see a potential movie staring Eddie Murphy using this as a plot.... :DD

Offline Sir Slash

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Re: Nigerian astronaut needs your help
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2019, 08:47:49 AM »
I heard he wasn't stranded there, instead he was claiming, 'Political Asylum' from Earth.
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