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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2019, 04:36:48 PM »
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2019, 05:28:41 PM »
I've found BB Guns used discreetly can solve almost anything wildlife related.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2019, 06:01:56 PM »
I've got four or five visiting our feeder.  In fact, just before I clicked the thread I was noticing the ridiculous racket they're making out there.  As I'm sure you all know, they have a very distinctive twitter.

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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2019, 06:38:51 PM »
As I'm sure you all know, they have a very distinctive twitter.


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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2019, 07:05:24 PM »
What I ended up doing was replacing all of the wood trim around my roofline with PVC.  Woodpeckers don't like the taste and haven't pecked my house since.

Then you're lucky. For a spate of around 10 years, some family of woodpeckers decided our siding was JUST AWESOME; the crazy things would jackhammer on it usually in the morning. I swear I could hear them giggling.

They mysteriously disappeared for some reason and have not yet returned after many years.
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2019, 07:07:29 PM »
Invisible demons?
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2019, 07:28:49 PM »
Hummingbird creepypasta?
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2019, 08:03:39 PM »
Pasta primavera?
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2019, 09:19:18 PM »
Woodpecker Chupacabra, has to be.
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Re: Hummingbirds Gone
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2019, 06:23:03 PM »
Tiny flying wood knockers!
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