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Offline besilarius

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Star Trek perfumes
« on: August 31, 2019, 09:02:05 PM »
https://www.perfume.com/star-trek/star-trek-pon-farr/women-perfume

Something for the next time you compete for a girl friend.

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Re: Star Trek perfumes
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 09:14:08 PM »
I prefer "Red Shirt"....

https://www.perfume.com/star-trek/star-trek-red-shirt/men-cologne

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Offline Sir Slash

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Re: Star Trek perfumes
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2019, 09:41:31 PM »
Star Trek perfume, the perfect gift for a guy to give to his girlfriend.... if he's trying to get her to dump him.  :bd:
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Re: Star Trek perfumes
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2019, 01:07:04 AM »
Star Trek perfume, the perfect gift for a guy to give to his girlfriend.... if he's trying to get her to dump him.  :bd:

indeed!  ...star trek perfume is made of Tribbles excrements

if it has to be something mildly 'astronomical'  i recommend "Soir de Lune"  (eve of the moon) by Sisley
(it is not composed for girls, its for real women. A diva, in a positive sense, who can ware it  ...an evening perfume )