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Offline JasonPratt

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Re: Bernie meets Agent Moulder
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2019, 06:16:42 AM »
.....is this a joke about Bernie being a zombie, needing revivication from his houdoun every one in a while?

Because I want to believe that.  >:D














It's "Mulder" not "Moulder" -- that's what dead bodies do in the ground. ;)
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Re: Bernie meets Agent Moulder
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2019, 09:33:03 AM »
I think Bernie is an alien from the planet, Vermont-icus 6. Where green, Orion Slave Girls are all paid $15 an hour.
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