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Offline besilarius

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Nick Danger, Private Eye
« on: August 07, 2019, 04:58:24 AM »
Probably my favorite Fire Sign Theater bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwG5c9IsgbA&feature=share
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Re: Nick Danger, Private Eye
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2019, 09:35:22 AM »
Isn't it "Nick Danger, Third Eye"?

Favorite bit from any FST routine:

"The sun is going down!"
"No, no, my boy. You've got it all confused. The horizon is moving UP!"
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"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

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