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Offline besilarius

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Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2019, 07:40:10 PM »
Are we sure he is not really from Florida?
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Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2019, 08:11:17 PM »
Fake News!  (Literally, the website is a homage of Weekly World News)

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/
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Offline besilarius

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Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2019, 05:01:40 AM »
Damn!
Was looking forward to the Spielberg sequel to Close Encounters.
Maybe the X Files could use this for an episode.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Close Encounters of the Trucking kind
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2019, 11:03:32 PM »
I went to the website and discovered Canada is sending spies to Vermont to sabotage the maple sugar harvest in anger over Trump!