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Offline airboy

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Alien Threat? World's Oldest Person Dies Again
« on: January 20, 2019, 07:57:03 AM »
Another domino has fallen, another warning of the alien threat. 

It happens every couple of months - the world's oldest person just "mysteriously dies."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/worlds-oldest-man-113-dies-at-his-home-in-northern-japan/ar-BBSuaHx?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Why won't somebody do something?  What is stalking the most venerable members of humanity?  Why is this individual targeted for death every few months?

I blame the aliens.


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Re: Alien Threat? World's Oldest Person Dies Again
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2019, 09:53:08 AM »
In a related matter, why do they ALWAYS schedule Lunar Eclipses at night when nobody can see it?  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.