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Offline airboy

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Blame Canada!
« on: September 15, 2018, 10:15:01 AM »
Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship.   :pullhair:

And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas.   :buck2:

Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada.   :2funny:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/


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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2018, 10:44:09 AM »
I don't understand. Weren't a bunch of celebrities supposed to move to Canada a year or two ago? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!?  :hide:

...I feel so betrayed.  ^-^
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2018, 11:31:09 AM »
Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship.   :pullhair:

And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas.   :buck2:

Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada.   :2funny:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner

William Shatner is Canadian.

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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2018, 11:54:52 AM »
I'm betting that he knew that already.
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2018, 01:15:55 PM »
You can tell I knew about The Kirk by the symbols I had beside the three names.

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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2018, 08:26:27 PM »
I think we should confuse the shit out of them by putting up, 'Welcome to Mexico' signs at the US-Canada border. That'd have them headed back north in a hurry.
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2018, 07:42:06 PM »
That might work around Quebec, but everywhere else people will either think that itís a joke, or assume bureaucratic incompetence.

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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2018, 08:50:23 PM »
How about the Kardashians?
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2018, 07:28:11 PM »
Do we get to pick? Or is it an all-or-nothing deal?
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2018, 09:29:36 PM »
All or nothing I say though if they keep mass producing, there's bound to be one worth keeping eventually.
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2018, 02:15:56 PM »
I always think that the name 'Kardashians' sound like an alien race from a SciFi film................
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2018, 02:27:14 PM »
You may be on to something....
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2018, 05:34:11 PM »
Dated an Armenian girl, not named Kardashian, back in the dim days.
The family was okay but never could get over losing to the Turks.  A rather alien attitude after Vietnam.
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2018, 05:41:43 PM »
I used to work with a Greek guy who carped constantly about the Turks and what they did to 'his' people. I don't think the guy could find Greece on a map.
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Re: Blame Canada!
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2018, 05:00:37 AM »
I found Greece on a map once - I think it may have dripped off a chip butty.
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