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Offline JudgeDredd

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One for all you Texans out there...
« on: September 10, 2018, 09:14:27 AM »
I needed a new belt buckle. Given my substantial waistline, it needed to be strong and sturdy

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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2018, 09:29:44 AM »
That should get people looking at your crotch all right. Just don't let them get away with asking you if, 'Texas is over Rhode Island'?
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2018, 01:35:25 PM »
...and don't go flashing your 'Lone Star' at the ladies...........
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 11:55:17 AM »
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 10, 2018, 09:14:27 AM
I needed a new belt buckle. Given my substantial waistline, it needed to be strong and sturdy

So Texas sold you one of their nose rings!

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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2018, 08:15:39 PM »
I need some!
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:52 AM »
^We reserve the right to refuse service to spammers. Or to serve spam, for that matter  8)
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Offline Staggerwing

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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2018, 10:09:17 AM »
Everybody WANTS SOME!
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2018, 12:19:11 PM »
I WANT SOME, TOO!
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2018, 12:32:34 PM »
GET SUM!   O0
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2018, 12:36:00 PM »
 :buck2:
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2018, 03:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Gusington on September 16, 2018, 12:36:00 PM
:buck2:

From Van Halen to Duke Nukem in three posts.  :))
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2018, 04:54:43 PM »
What the hell happened with the belt buckle?

Let’s focus here, people.
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2018, 06:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 16, 2018, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: Gusington on September 16, 2018, 12:36:00 PM
:buck2:

From Van Halen to Duke Nukem in three posts.  :))

That does seem to be our specialty. ;)
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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2018, 06:07:28 PM »
The term is eclectic.

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Re: One for all you Texans out there...
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2018, 09:26:00 PM »
I prefer the term, 'Freestyle Subject Matter Alteration'. It sounds less eclectic. Duke Nukem would approve.
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