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Re: Mice!
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2018, 08:42:38 AM »
I thought remorse was removed from your programming years ago...

Definitely not. You know I'm really soft deep down in my soul.
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2018, 08:45:42 AM »
Soft like the warm, dead body of a tiny mouse?  :hide:
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2018, 08:50:57 AM »
Soft like the warm, dead body of a tiny mouse?  :hide:

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Re: Mice!
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2018, 08:57:07 AM »
Soul?? Pfft now I know you’re BSing.
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2018, 09:00:58 AM »
I'll tell you honestly, if I were married to MikeGER, and he suddenly took out a large insurance policy on me..... I'd be VERY worried.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2018, 09:31:27 AM »
I'll tell you honestly, if I were married to MikeGER, and he suddenly took out a large insurance policy on me..... I'd be VERY worried.  :coolsmiley:

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Re: Mice!
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2018, 10:23:48 AM »
DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2018, 10:50:06 AM »
If it bourbon or scotch I would.  :buck2:
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2018, 01:53:30 PM »
Then it would be worth it.  <:-)
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2018, 10:14:29 PM »
You don't have to have a cat to control rodents.  Terriers were also bred to kill rats.

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Re: Mice!
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2018, 09:45:44 PM »
Try that today and you'll get in trouble with their Union. And you don't want Terrier Union thugs showing up at your door.  :knuppel2:
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2018, 03:35:11 PM »
I once killed a mouse with a swing of my PR-24.  Usually my aim isn't that good.  :notworthy:

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Re: Mice!
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2018, 06:02:58 PM »
Our dog loves hunting mice in the field.
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Re: Mice!
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2018, 01:52:28 PM »
I'd say that it is a very good thing that you caught that particular mouse. It looks like it was pregnant and its teats (for a mouse) are very pronounced. You could have had 6-10 of the little bastards running around eating your civy MREs.

And yes it sucks to kill cute little innocent critters ... unless they are grouse, or quail, or partridge.
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