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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 11:12:23 AM »
His work is incredible!
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 11:17:39 AM »
Absolutely incredible.
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 11:58:36 AM »
I'm going to do the same with the Canadian Navy.  Should be done by 2 - 2:30 tops.  Pints afterwards anyone? 

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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2018, 12:10:37 PM »
Holy crap that's absolutely amazing  :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 12:54:04 PM »
Wow. That is one dork with epic talent!  :notworthy:
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 02:38:36 PM »
Very impressive!
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 02:47:15 PM »
Wow. 

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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2018, 03:44:48 AM »
That's awesome, but what's more it's something that anyone could accomplish. Imagine how much money we would have folded out buying all those ships, all he did was use matches. Full respect.
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2018, 09:28:01 AM »
Passion in its purest form.

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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2018, 04:25:50 PM »
Passion in its purest form.

except for Gus on a hot Saturday night.
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2018, 05:30:17 PM »
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2018, 05:34:19 PM »
Before you're all used up
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2018, 05:43:00 PM »
And dehydrated. Doesn’t take long.
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Re: Matchstick Royal Navy
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2018, 05:45:00 PM »
Tell me something I don't know.
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