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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #165 on: September 30, 2019, 01:48:34 PM »
Partly due to being experimental I think -- they hadn't done a live-action remake exactly yet, but saw how much money could be minted doing a loose pair of sequels to Alice in Wonderland (of all things).

What boggles my mind is why there's even a sequel to this coming out. I thought they told the story the way they wanted (badly) in the first film! -- is this going to be a straight remake now?
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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #166 on: October 05, 2019, 08:29:15 AM »
Joke Meeting:

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #167 on: October 15, 2019, 02:23:54 PM »
This reminds me that I never figured out why the 70s Gemini Man series was about an invisible man secret agent (somewhat on the Six Million Dollar plan)...

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Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #168 on: October 19, 2019, 02:02:20 PM »
Today it's time for a little classic horror pitch meeting:


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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #169 on: October 27, 2019, 03:29:24 PM »
I see dead meetings...


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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #170 on: October 31, 2019, 07:54:09 AM »
Hm, that computer in the background does NOT date back to the time of videotapes... ;)

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

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Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #171 on: November 15, 2019, 06:47:15 AM »
"Isn't Netflix ten billion dollars in debt?" "Twelve billion actually." "Well, I hate debt, but I love gambling, so sounds interesting!"

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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« Reply #172 on: November 15, 2019, 10:40:07 AM »
It made me read about Netflix being in debt, and then getting even more in debt so it can fund more crap content instead of just letting viewers outside the U.S
watch all the content Netflix paid billions of dollars for its exclusive rights.  :tickedoff: :uglystupid2:

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #173 on: November 24, 2019, 06:09:15 PM »
"So, should I tell you about it?" ".... ........ ....uhhmmm...... ......yeah, I, uh, I guess I should know something about it."

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #174 on: November 27, 2019, 09:03:24 AM »
Frozen was supposed to be a one-shot movie with a "they lived happily ever after."
But then money happened.
Yes, then money happened.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #175 on: November 28, 2019, 08:21:58 AM »
How is that any different than any other Disney movie?
Aladdin, Lion King, Little Mermaid and others were all supposed to be one-shots as well.

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« Reply #176 on: December 02, 2019, 02:44:34 PM »
"...and then he's gonna turn into rats!" "... ....... what?" "You should definitely not think about it too hard."

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.