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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2018, 07:40:25 AM »
Wow, yeah, those were great, lol'd several times!

I hope he's going to keep doing them.


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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2018, 11:57:08 AM »
The "Cap told about Trump" one, though, was weak; too many contexts left out, which would reduce the critique if put in.  >:(

Should avoid political humor, stick with what works.
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« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2018, 01:18:10 PM »
The "Cap told about Trump" one, though, was weak; too many contexts left out, which would reduce the critique if put in.  >:(

Should avoid political humor, stick with what works.

My thoughts exactly.

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« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2018, 02:33:15 PM »
Here's another funny one:


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« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2018, 02:07:45 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2018, 06:40:07 AM »

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2018, 07:28:44 AM »
Hey, it's super cinema, barely an inconvenisins!
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Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2018, 12:33:58 PM »

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2018, 08:31:50 PM »
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2018, 04:39:06 PM »


"Oh, all right, just give me a minute, okay?" "Whatcha doin?" "Oh, I'm just calling an ambulance for you. Hello? Yes the person I'm talking to is having a stroke... yeah, he's definitely having a stroke, he's just saying gibberish."
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2018, 08:42:30 PM »


"It doesn't matter if they enjoy it. It only matters that I subverted their expectations!"

(For the record, I've always really enjoyed IM3.)
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2018, 01:07:50 PM »


"People who don't have the internet will be surprised!"
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #57 on: September 19, 2018, 05:20:16 PM »


"Wait, are you doing a dark reboot of Spiderman where he's the villain?!"
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2018, 11:47:33 AM »


"It's as easy as that! Panderin' in Mandarin is tight!"
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: We have a Pitch Meeting thread now. Threads are _tight!_
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2018, 03:32:44 PM »
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.